Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Do Wii need an alibi?


Several months ago, Jessie used my Wii Fit. She hasn't been on it since and while I thought nothing of it, Inspector Wii found it very suspicious. I started him up and he gave me the above message. I'm not sure what the inspector was implying, but it wasn't good. I watch TV. I know.

(Is there any more accusatory piece of punctuation than an ellipsis?)

I would have told him I had done nothing with Jessie; she just hadn't been over in a while. It's cold out. But he has no ears and I have no Wii Speak, so it wouldn't have made a difference. And anyway, it's just a video game. An overly concerned, somewhat invasive, connected to the internet and police forces everywhere video game.

So now I find myself, every so often, posing as Jessie while I do a few hula hoops.
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7 comments:

  1. superbadfriendFebruary 4, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  2. superbadfriendFebruary 4, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    murderer

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  3. Kristina WrightFebruary 4, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    I can't find Wii Fit anywhere!!

    And, by the way, where IS Jessie? Hmm?

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  4. superbadfriendFebruary 4, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    Here I am, Kris!

    I outsmarted the Surly one. ;)

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  5. S.C.February 4, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    Ha. I turned on my Wii tonight and there it was with the accusations and the implications.

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  6. Kristina WrightFebruary 5, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    All that's missing is a raised eyebrow.

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  7. superbadfriendFebruary 6, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    Let's re-think this. DOn't you find it totally creepy that your wii is trying to strike up a convo with you?

    DO you have a camera thing? Is it watching you?

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